Dust off that old Santa suit and get ready to get your yule tide on! Every December for over a decade, Cacophonic Santa’s have terrorized conventional wisdom by staging events covering the globe. From Portland, Oregon to the Ukraine, St. Nicks have traveled far and wide for this ritual of intoxication and most importantly–giving. The 2008 SF Santacon will take place on December 13, 2008, but no further details are yet available, due to the secret, rave-like nature of this event, so stay tuned for schedules and meeting spots.
Bring:
- toys
- mistletoe
- beer money
- drinking vessel
- lube (the reindeer can get freaky if you know what I mean)
- comfortable shoes
- musical instrument or noisemaker
- healthy set of pipes because there’ll be some caroling out in those streets!
Rules:
- Don’t f*ck with kids. The holidays are hard enough on the little bastards.
- Don’t f*ck with the police. They might f*ck with you.
- Don’t f*ck with security. They will call the police (see rule #2)
- Don’t f*ck with Santa. He will ABSOLUTELY f*ck with you.
Enjoy the festive, friendly confines of Thanksgiving. This Christmas will bring a Santa Invasion. Nothing can stop the red tide!
Santarchy & Santacon [website]
The Cacophony Society [website]
Santacon 2007 [laughing squid]
Red Tide [Wikipedia]
Get in the Spirit: Santacon Invades SF [SF Schtuff]
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December 14, 2008 at 1:34 pm
kapshure
berderp’s santacon coverage:
http://www.berderp.com/2008/12/santacon-2008.html
December 14, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Plug1
WHAT IM SEEING Santarchy here: http://www.whatimseeing.com/2008/12/14/drunken-santa-convention/
December 14, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Garrett
those pix are great… thanks guys!