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The long and winding road has led to pure bliss for Ms. Mullen. She has finally found true love.
Schtuff:
- Asking Price: $2,295,000
- Selling Price: $2,150,000
- Beds: 4
- Baths: 4
- Days on Market (per the Schtuff clock): 180ish days…
Ms. Mullen [SF Schtuff]
Has Ms. Mullen Found Love? [SF Schtuff]
Love Hurts [SF Schtuff]
306 Mullen Ave. [Home San Francisco]
Poor 306 Mullen Ave. She’s single and back on the market, again. Take it from us Ms. Mullen, it’s going to be alright, there are many more fish in the sea…
Listing Schtuff:
- 2004: Empty lot sells for $365,000
- 2005: Empty lot with approved plans is listed for $699K; expires
- 2006: Empty lot with approved plans is listed for $689K; withdrawn
- 2007: Developed lot is listed for $2,295,000, on market for 76 days; withdrawn
- 2008: Developed lot is listed for $2,295,000, on market for 17 days; offer accepted
- 2008: Deal falls apart, Ms. Mullen is back on the market for $2,295,000
Ms. Mullen [San Francisco Schtuff]
Has Ms. Mullen Found Love? [San Francisco Schtuff]
306 Mullen Ave. [Home San Francisco]
Listed By: Vanguard Properties; Agent: Amanda Jones and Misha Breyburg
About a month ago we shared the fairy tale of Ms. Mullen. We now have word that the lonely, yet contemporary and sexy vixen may have finally found love. The relationship is early (active contingent), but perhaps the passion will get hotter. We’ll keep you posted with any further updates, love triangles and of course, the final price.
Ms. Mullen [San Francisco Schtuff]
306 Mullen Ave. [Home San Francisco]
Listing and images provided courtesy of the MLS and Vanguard Properties
Agent: Amanda Jones and Misha Breyburg
Once upon a time in 2004, Ms. Mullen was nothing more than a lonely, grassy hilltop with a heart of gold. Poor little Ms. Mullen wanted to be something stylish, sexy and to find a suitor. Ms. Mullen decided it was time to strut her schtuff, so she got all showered up, shaved her long green whiskers and started making herself ready for a suitable mate. Along came her prince, architect Craig Steely, who saw her inner and modern beauty. Craig fell in love and decided to paint Ms. Mullen a portrait to show her all of what he saw she could be. Because Ms. Mullen started winning over the hearts of possible mates through Mr. Steely’s portrait, she felt it was time to get some practice in the “love department.” Ms. Mullen put on some clear heels and a short skirt and sold herself for $365K (little slut) after sitting on the corner [market] for 54 days. This made Ms. Mullen happy because she knew that soon, someday, somebody was going to make her look like her prince Steely saw her and that she’d be a champion in bed.
Craig Steely and some developers worked long and hard, night and day to make Ms. Mullen shine. With a sweet kiss, Ms. Mullen turned into 306 Mullen Ave. and looked like this:
306 Mullen Ave. felt so good, she felt alive! Her previously awkward slope now boasted 4 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms, clear cut and clean lines, views, a media room, a fountain, designer kitchen and lots of windows. But alas, Ms. Mullen was all alone again, only to find herself sitting on the market in November of 2007 with nobody to love. She sat there, alone, for 76 days and all anybody had to do was offer $2,295,000 to have her. All she wanted was somebody to be inside of her (to live! Get your mind out of the gutter!). Ms. Mullen was pulled from the market to sit by herself through the holiday’s and the rain. Nobody to turn on her heat to keep her warm, nobody to cook Christmas dinner for her :(.
Ms. Mullen had enough and Amanda Jones and Misha Breyburg have decided yet again that 306 Mullen needs a suitable love. They cleaned her up, slapped the same price tag across her face ($2,295,000) and are pimpin’ her out to the highest bidder.
Go see Ms. Mullen yourself this Sunday from 2:00-4:30 pm as her doors will be open for all.
Craig Steely [website]
306 Mullen Ave [Home San Francisco]
Listing and images provided courtesy of the MLS and Vanguard Properties; Agent: Amanda Jones and Misha Breyburg
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