‘Tis the season for real estate companies to talk about how much money their agents made last year. Nothing like seeing a pyramid of face shots that drip down from the richest to the “poorest” agents. I hate these ads. Does anybody other than the lucky elite enjoy looking at these?
Some Thoughts about the 2007 San Francisco Real Estate Top Producers:
- If you are one of 50 agents, is “top” really the best term?
- It must be hard to be #2 to a guy with Dalmatians when you used to be #1 and the company owner.
- Isn’t it ironic that a SF company takes a punch at other brokerages about listing their top producers on a page, but goes ahead and does just that?
Since we love “top producers” so much here at Schtuff, we are proud to announce the 2007 top producing contributers (as determined by the amount of posts written). These lovely creatures are all filthy rich, have giant ego’s and love to show off. Please put your hands together for:
#1: Garrett
#2: Jack Schtuff
#3: SENSE (tie)
#4: Coach A (tie)
#5: E-Manny
#6: Jilly
#7: Matty P
#8: Farrah
#9: B-Hizzie
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February 7, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Jackson AKA #2
Please, hold the applause…Thank you.
I’d like to thank Garrett Goldman for creating such a fine forum for me to express myself. I’d also like to thank my parents and my whole family, but especially Chelsea for inspiration to cook, and write about some of our house favorites.
For the record, I’m very happy with #2. I don’t see Gdub gettin’ knocked from the top. Actually, the way I see it, #2 is the new #1, so I’m the one to beat in 2008!
February 8, 2008 at 3:45 am
Coach a
I think this is crap - Tied for # 3 — I fucking PRODUCE — I’m the PRODUCER and damn it if I’m gonna be tied when i have so many witty things to say. This sucks — none of you are sexy like me — i’m the 4th sexiest male Realtor in san francisco - huh — can you deal with that — yeah — that’s what I thought — i’m gonna STOMP YOU OUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGHJiYUOQus
February 8, 2008 at 5:06 pm
thefrontsteps
WTF! Why is Coach A not on top!? Seriously. A candidate for Sexiest Realtor in SF, narrowly beaten by “another” and not on top on Schtuff! You must have rigged this. Recount of the monies earned please.