By Coach A:
I hope not to offend anyone, but truth be told, I’m from Jersey and I can’t take it anymore!
GET OUT OF THE TREES! I’m sure we are all aware of the 550+ day tree sitting taking place on the campus of UC Berkeley. Yesterday, after months of battling and literally thousands of wasted dollars, the court ruled in favor of —- who? Both sides claim victory which really means no one wins.

The attorney for the “Tree Sitters” is a man named Stephan Volker – Tree Huggin Steve claims yesterday was a great day for the environment. Really Stephan – a group of people living in the trees, dumping human excrament on people — sounds like a great day for the environment. The attorney for the University claims victory as well. Really – cuz last I checked, you’re losing thousands of dollars every day in construction delays and you hired some tree trimmers who are having human feces tossed at them.
Ya think maybe you could reach a compromise — i don’t know – maybe the University of California donates a large portion of money to the California Oak Foundation and goes and plants a TON of trees somewhere else and the freaks sitting in the trees take a shower, find a job, start paying taxes and get a clue. Just my two cents – I’m not saying harm the tree sitter- but I think Peter Gabriel said it best -”Souma yergon, sou nou yergon, we are shakin the tree.”
Cal, tree-sitters both happy after judge rules [SF Gate]
Shakin’ the Tree [YouTube]
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Hello. I think you are eactly thinking like Sukrat. I really loved the post.